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I admit that when I first went off into uncharted grounds with this blog, I had been under the impression that I would be updating a lot more. Unfortunately, my job has been getting in the way of my going out and I haven't had many experiences worth noting. I have, however, decided to look for a new job that will allow me to spend time with my friends here in the scene.
This decision came very suddenly. And I will tell you the motivation behind it. Last Saturday I decided that my fate was in my boyfriend Kets hands, he owned me for the night. Any tom-foolery I got up to would not be my responsibility (even though I had work in the morning). After going out to watch a movie, Ket dragged me to the last couple hours of Juicy. I was greeted enthusiastically by V when I got there, I suppose I haven't been around nearly as much as I thought. And also by everybody else, inlcuding Fluer and Fae. I danced in my gothic finery and had a grand old time.
Ash brought with him a blow up sea horse and a butterfly net, in Kets words "He is hunting for bar flys!" I am not ashamed to say that the second time some unknown boy tried to catch my head with it, I sent him flying into the wall. Note to everybody out there- dont try and touch my head. Other than that though, the crowd was comfortable and fun. There for a good time, not for drama, generally what made me fall in love with the scene in the first place.
Afterwards we went over to Fae's for an afterparty. V had told us that it was going to be a small get together with just friends, similar to gatherings at the Womp-Factory or Purgatory. When we arrived though, it was a full out house party. Beer pong, people (Ket) pissing in the bushes, and strangers. Fortunately NEDM was there to give us entertainment and music.
Parties like that usually make me uncomfortable, so I was surprised when I ended up having a really great time. It helped that I was sober (and therefore not running around and making an ass of myself). I walk out into Fae's wildnerness of a backyard, (basically a forest of lush undergrowth with one narrow path thro the middle), and find her sitting on a lawn chair with just her shorts and her bra on.
And that was my first hint as to what kind of party I had really stumbled into.
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Remember when I mentioned before that I had attended an impromtu "naked-party"? Well, maybe its time to give you the background on that. Basically, at an afterparty we were all chillen in Purgatory. (We were all children in purgatory?)
Anyway, Leroy Jenkins got it into his head that everybody should be naked. He issued the "7 Dollar Naked Challenge". At first, we paid him no mind, but the effects of determination on a crowd on drugs is hard to ignore. Every few minutes or so he brought it up again, "who wants to get naked? I've got 7 whole crisp american dollars for the first person to strip down completely". Until finally Zelda got fed up, and ran in stating that she didn't need seven dollars, she would do it for free. And then she stripped down, did some booty bounces while we cat called and hooted and then got dressed as the rest of us dissolved into laughter.
I thought that would satisfy Leroy (who I would like to mention wasn't acting like this because he is perverted and horny, but simply because he likes to cause trouble and stir up craziness), but no. His witty little mind was un-appeased. Because Z did the challenge for free, the challenge was still issued. Nobody had collected the money. In the meantime, Bambi and Fae both stripped off their shirts, at least down to the bra.
Bambi looked pretty darn cute with her tube dress pulled down over her breasts. (Later she did my hair in very cute braids. I remember now that I was tripping that night, because when I saw my face in the mirror later that night at Kets house, with my eyes all glossy and black, and my hair pulled into otherwordly, dainty feminin and wild braids, I didn't recognize the girl in the mirror. To feminine, petite and alltogether lovely. That girl was not someone I allow myself to be, she was me with no barriers. It was quite an experience).
At any rate, eventually Fae got up the courage to get naked. But she wouldn't do it alone. Pace by pace both she and Leroy stripped down to just underwear. And then, standing back to back they counted to three and pulled that off too, immediately cupping their hands over their genitalia. It was so perfect it looked rehearsed. I am ashamed to say that I looked away in thrilled embarrasment from Leroys man-parts. I am still very much a product of our American society. Although to be honest, I only just got used to seeing penises very recently. Perhaps it is an effect of never seeing porn, but up until recently they gave me spooks! I resolved that night, not to look away again. After all, even if we have different parts, were all human. And I shouldn't be shy to see a naked human body, its entirely natural.
Leroy, Z, and Fae understood this. I feel like I was being taught a lesson that night, like a child learning something new in the classroom. I ended up wanting Ket to get naked (just so I could show him off) but that didn;t happen. And by the time Bambi, Fluer, Fae, and Zelda, had bared at least half of their skin, I refused to participate on the grounds that Leroy didn't deserve to have the credit for getting every single girl at the house out of her shirt!
Admittedly, Fluer was very elegent about it. Showing just half of her simple black bra, her shoulder draped with a luxurious plush blanket, lounging gracefully on the couch. Ciggarette propped daintily between her fingers :)
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Well, I hope you all had a good time on the magic school bus. That field trip is over, and its time to get back to the present story at hand. Anyway, turns out saturday night was a semi planned version of the naked party. I know that they held one soon after the first night, and this was apparently a nother of the series. The girls had their nipples taped and ready and the boys... they had their preperations as well.
Once Zelda got into the house the girls all dissapeared into Faes room to get ready. (I, sadly, was not invited). The boys dissapeared too. Or at least Matt and Leroy (the founder of it all) did. The girls come back through dancing around in the living room in their panties and pasties. And the next time I saw Leroy he was baring it all out in a thong "banana hammock". (Still wearing his customary YES! swagga-hat of course:) But the best part was seeing Matts outfit for the night. His cover-item was in the style of a tuxedo! With a little bow tie and everything. He had two little triangle flaps covering his rear end which confuced me until I realized what they were- coat tails!
I do believe Naked Parties are going to become a thing in columbus :) They are fun, silly, and not at all sexual. I'm actually a fan already, although I have not yet participated. After all the nakedmess (or I suppose during all the nakedness) Ket and I left and went back to my place. It was 6 before I got to sleep, and with work the next day I was exhusted. I almost called in sick (Which I am under no circumstances allowed to do), and I spent the day dragging myself around. Depressed at how hard my job is.
And that is why I think it is important to find a new job. One that I can still go out with. The whole point of the one i've got now was that i could travel with it to different states and discover the scene in those places. But I haven't even been able to maintain my own scene here in columbus! (The point was also to save money for my big investment, but my new apartment has put a damper on that!) So Now I'm looking into new money making jobs. Ones with a sunday off every now and then, and maybe a thursday. We'll see :) Wish me luck!
Oh, btw. The Seven Dollar Naked challenge was never completed. Fae was not awarded the prize because she was aided by Leroy. Before I left that night I saw it laying on the table, I took its picture and considered making of with the money itself. I mighta had it framed :P Anyway, it may still be possible to go up to Leroy, get naked and get handed 7 bucks. Just a thought <3
